Oh dear. I rejoined (and I mean paid to rejoin) Ecademy.com today to contact someone. About 3 hours later this turns up:

“Welcome to eCademy – I notice that you have recently joined. If there is anything that I can help you with – just ask. You do tend to get a lot of people contacting you in this manner at the start – but – really – feel free to message people back and get help.

I sell [blah blah] & [blah blah] and beautiful designer [blah blah] at my on-line shop at [blah blah] feel free to have a look and remember that I will discount you 10% Discount on any non sale items that you may like to buy.

Thank you, and all the best with eCademy

At the moment we are also clearing out our stock to replenish with new stock therefore you will see that a lot of our [blah blah] have up to 50% discount.”

Online networking holds promise. Pity it’s being spoiled by dimwits like this.